Friday, April 07, 2006

Annoying interuptions

You know, most of my posts are gentle and sweet, but to be honest sometimes I have to air it out. The other night my dad took me out for my 45 minute wait to poop quality time with him, and this guy stands about ten feet away and goes "awww he's so cute, are you trying to get him to go to the bathroom?"

My dad responds "yup"
He stands their starring for a minute, with a dumb grin
The man goes "awww what is he? A golden retreiver?"
My dad responds "yup"
He stands their starring for a minute, with a dumb grin, this time saying awwwww a bit
The man then says "been trying for a while to get him to go?"
My dad says "yup, 45 minutes" avoiding conversation, and trying to get me to focus. How can I focus when someone is starring at me? Imagine someone sitting in the bathroom starring at you on the toilet.
He stands there saying awww some more, then asks "how old is he?"
My dad goes "grrr 12 weeks" obviously getting pissed off.
The guy keeps saying aww and now tries to get me to come over by making a clicking noise. But my dad won't let me go, glaring at the guy.
Finally the guy goes "am I distracting him?"
My dad then says "Yup, I am trying to get him to take a shit."
The guy looks a little shocked.
I mean come on now how ridiculous can people be. . . I learned that some people are dumb.

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