Gas

The oddest thing happened one morning that I forgot to write about, you see the night before my mom was making dinner and she had carrot shavings in the garbage. Well as you can imagine I had to check them out, so I climbed into the garbage and stuffed my face full of them. My mom then removed as many as she could, but don't worry I still swallowed some. Anyway the thing was that the next morning, I had really wet uncomfortable you know what, but the weirdest thing was everytime I went, I made this odd "pfft" noise from under my tail. Any everytime it happen, it scared the s&*$t out of me, I jumped! No kidding, but I did learn that green vegetables tend to make noises come out from under my tail.