The secret of housetraining.

This whole housetraining this is pretty amazing. You see, people always want you to go outside and "do your business", once I have done that I get a treat. Its really great. So anyway. . .

On Sunday night I surprised my parents with my amazing brilliance as I was ready to go to the bathroom, I walked over to the door and cried until they took me out! My mom was shocked! My dad was in awe! I could have easily pooped gold and I don't think they would have been as excited.

Once they were on top of cloud nine I decide that I would keep them on their toes. My dad's computer was sitting on the floor, as he was apparently doing work or something that was more important than playing with me. So as he left it on the floor, I decided that I would walk over stand on top of it and pee all over it. It was so much fun, especially for the fact that immediately afterwards my dad grabbed me and carried me downstairs for some quality outdoor time.

I learned that peeing on things when you are young, is so much fun!