What goes in must come out

So this morning I learned a very valuable lesson: what goes in must come out. I am not exactly sure when it happened but I ate one of those fuzzy cat mice from a pet store, I kind of don't really know when I did it, and I really don't know if anyone paid for it. . . Anyway, I ate this mouse, fast and quickly, not one of the big ones but one of the small ones.

Now this morning when I went to the bathroom first it was pretty small. So I went upstairs and did my usual: ate some food, chewed on dad (we didn't go to the park cause everyone was tired), climbed all over dad while he tried to relax, stuck my head in the shower, licked dad's wet legs when he came out, stole some of dad's socks, chewed on Dad's mobile phone, you get the idea. Then when I went to go again before dad went to work, you will never believe it but the mouse came back out!!! This time it was hairless, but it did have its eyes and it even had one of those price tag barbs (I think that's what its called)!!! AMAZING!!!

I can't wait to see what happens when I swallow Dad's cell phone!