Hard being a pimp

This morning both my dad and I were very tired, so we got up, I ate, and then we went out for a walk. We were both half asleep, and I had some gunk in my eyes, and my dad was wearing his usual dog walking sweatpants and messy clothes. When we as soon as we stepped outside, Bridget Moynahan walked right by, just as I was going to the bathroom. So this morning I learned that no matter what, when you live in New York City you always have to have your game on.