Feeling funky

So last night I wasn't feeling well, so I wanted to make sure my parents knew, especially my mom. So I jumped on the bed, climbed on top of my mom and threw up all over her! While she was sleeping! I learned that, to quote Waynes World: "if you blow chunks and she comes back she's yours, if you blow chunks and she leaves it wasn't meant to be." My mom came back. She's the best!